1. Have you heard “Holy Grail” yet? They’ve done it again, that’s for sure.
Now I just need JT and Mary Camden to get divorced so I can (1) marry Justin and (2) become BFF with Beyonce. You never see Jessica and Bey together. Why isn’t she taking advantage of these collaborations?? What a waste.
2. I got to see my mommy yesterday (hi mom!) but enjoying beers on Thursday night was a tease because now this day is really dragging.
3. I ran 4 days so far this week. Can I get a slow clap?
4. I had ice cream 4 times in the past week. Does my slow clap get retracted?
Just so you know, this is an old picture. Just shows how much ice cream I actually eat.
5. Here’s hoping the humidity chills out this weekend so my hair is under 1 foot in width and I can comfortably lay by the pool. Is that too much to ask?