1. So, I guess it’s snowing out there, huh? This was cute and pretty in December but now it’s just plain rude. I brought out one of my Spring candles the other day to remain in denial.
2. I bought a new comforter from Groupon. I really hope it doesn’t end up being complete crap, but it looked so damn fluffy in the picture. What’s that, you say? I’m a marketer’s dream? Why, yes. Yes, I am.
3. What? Wait, this is really awkward. They look 15 so I guess it makes sense, but why?
5. Happy Valentine’s Day! May you be the second person to make it to the candy clearance aisle (I’m first).