Vanilla Ice Steals the Necessities, AKA a Mirror

Well, well, well. Looks like Vanilla Ice steals songs AND patio furniture. Unfortunately, I don’t think he’ll get away with this one by saying “no, mine has an extra ‘ding’ so it’s allowed.”

This is so sad on so many levels. Vanilla Ice apparently has a show on HGTV and during filming he stole things like bicycles and patio furniture. I have so many questions and I don’t even know where to begin.

Why does Vanilla Ice have a home improvement show anyway?

Does he have any experience in this field?

Does he have experience in any field?

Are not enough annoying 20 year-olds singing “Ice Ice Baby” at their Wednesday dollar draft karaoke college bars, therefore Vanilla is making no profit?

Why is he stealing patio furniture and pool heaters?

Why?

Why?!

WHY????

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3 thoughts on “Vanilla Ice Steals the Necessities, AKA a Mirror

  1. And to think until Eminem came along this guy was like the most recognized White Male Rapper. I think not long after his short stint with semi-fame, he could only find a job in construction, thus the experience with the HGTV show.

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