Oprah announced that she’ll be auctioning off some of her “favorite things” if you will. The proceeds will go to benefit the school she founded in Africa. Whatever – it’s a good cause – I won’t touch on that. Actually, I will. It’s a good cause but Oprah has of course found a way to make it all about her. Here’s a peek into my weird creepy taste. Everyone talk about how amazing I am.
Most people are outraged by some of the items – aka all the nudes and weird sculptures. I’m more focused on the pen she’s auctioning for $50 because it says “OPRAH” on it.
I’mma buy a bunch of BICs and carve her name in them and sell them for $50 a piece since there are people out there who buy this crap. Again, it’s a great cause, but if people have $2,000 to spare, I wish they would just donate it, rather then spend it on a random lamb statue and condone Oprah’s pretentious behavior.
I’m done looking at this list. If you’re interested, here is the full list of asinine items.