1. First things first. This is how I’ve been feeling for like 6 months.
I hope they’re pleased with their Instagram pics of themselves gazing at the fresh fallen snow holding a (not even good) Starbucks drink.
2. The depressing rain and cold EVERY DAY this week inspired me to book a trip to a warm beach next month. I realize I should have done this in February but I messed up, okay? It’s happening now and I can’t wait.
3. I woke up both Thursday and Friday morning with a pounding headache. WTF is that about? If my bladder is any indication it’s certainly not dehydration.
4. Do people actually like real jelly beans? A co-worker brought some into work yesterday but they were the Starburst kind and they were DELICIOUS. I think regular ones taste like crap, right? This is a pressing issue. I need to know if I’m missing out on candy!