1. First and foremost, I chopped off my hair, even more so than last year’s chop.
*By “self control,” I of course mean, “ability to eat no more than 5-6 cookies per day.
Everyone was mocking winner Miss Georgia (Betty Cantrell) for her absurd Tom Brady response. I mean, they all sucked during the question portion so who would have been a better option? Miss South Carolina who thought military grade weapons should definitely not be banned, we just need to teach people how to use them properly? Ah, yes, of course.
I may have posted about these already but I recently reintroduced them to myself and was reminded of their tastiness. They in no way provide “long lasting energy” but they taste like cookies so I’ll take it.
5. I had ONE glass of wine last night and am exhausted, mildly hungover, and questioning where my alcohol tolerance went, so that’s all you’re getting today. Happy Friday!