Nick Viall’s season of The Bachelor starts in just 2 weeks and I have so many mixed emotions. I hated Nick and his creepiness on both Andi’s and Kaitlyn’s season of The Bachelorette but then liked him for some reason on Bachelor in Paradise. WHAT IS HAPPENING?
Anyway, I’ve reviewed his contestants because this is my Fantasy Football. It’s too damn hard to predict what will happen to 30 (seriously!?) women, so I’ve narrowed down my predictions for Nick’s final four. This was based on their appearance, atrocious bios, and the fact that I’m a self-identified expert of The Bachelor.
I basically picked these ladies based on their appearance and how similar it was to Andi and/or Kaitlyn.
1. Corrine is 24 and she’s a business owner in Miami. I assume she makes T-shirts or writes on white mugs with a Sharpie and is looking for some publicity/Instagram followers. I realize Andi and Kaitlyn are not blonde, but picture this girl with darker hair and she’s a combo of the two of them.
2. Kristina is 24 and a dental hygienist from Lexington, KY. Kudos to Kristina for having an actual job. Also, kudos for looking like the love child of Andi Dorfman and Kaitlyn Bristowe. You are on my list for that reason alone. I don’t think Nick wants someone educated/with a brain.
3. Not to be confused with Raven Symone, this Raven is Andi Dorfman’s sister. Not really, but she could be. Rave – as I will forever refer to her from now on – is a 25-year-old fashion boutique owner from Hoxie, AR so basically see my comments on Corrine.
4. Vanessa is a 29-year-old special education teacher. Nick definitely told them he only wanted people who looked like Andi and Kaitlyn, right? Because, this is ridiculous. But again, she’s definitely educated soooo might not work in her favor.
JANUARY 2nd, I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE YOU.